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my favorite x files episodes are when mulder and scully join a taskforce of Normal FBI Agents on a Normal FBI Operation like busting an organized crime ring or smth. Like imagine you’re a normal bureaucrat at your federal cop job and there’s two insanely attractive people whispering to each other in the corner of the conference room and you’re like “hey who’s that” and your coworker tells you “oh that’s the Bigfoot division” and you’re like “but we’re busting an organized crime ring” and then the tall guy speaks up and is like “oh yeah this crime ring is being led by bigfoot. btw”
to be perfectly honest. i don’t care if it is cheesy or cliched or idealistic. i like stories where the core of it is about kindness, the warmth we can offer others and the gentleness we receive in return. maybe the moral of the story IS love triumphs. it better fucking be
Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn’t committing to the bit
I mean, we’re talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.
“Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week.”
Look, there’s this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. “Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze” no they don’t, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.
The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive “philosopher’s cocaine.”
Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does
Today’s my birthday so I’m gonna talk about something personal:
I’ve been writing and drawing a webcomic called Starchild for the past 5 years, and you can download the first 4 chapters FOR FREE here on Itch!
It’s about two aliens trapped on an abandoned planet, trying to get to a mysterious tower before a murderous space pirate does first. It has action, mushroom aliens, underground caves, weird spaceships, WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT!!
The itch collection has all the comic pages, as well as some never before seen development art, author’s notes, and promo art all gathered in one place.
But if you prefer to read your webcomics the old fashioned way, you can always read the story in it’s entirety at TheStarchild.webcomic.ws
